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No one likes Tennis these days
Whoever started this thread wants shooting

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 21st November 2015, 3:29 AM GMT

No one likes Tennis these days
Whoever started this thread wants shooting

Hi fella. Wave

It could have been you but to be fair it was in the days before the Spaniards had very big bats. They had to make do with Robinson's Barley Water rather than juicing up on gonadal anabolic androgenics. It's changed.

My sentiments exactly

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 21st November 2015, 3:43 AM GMT

My sentiments exactly

Excellent.

It sort of cut out and I'm gonna sign off now anyhow. I'm very safe at this time of the day incidentally. No potential legal implications or nothing. I respect the joint. I choose my words very carefully and genuinely don't believe that there is an unfeasible bulging Majorcan tennis muscle that can't be naturally explained.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 21st November 2015, 3:29 AM GMT

No one likes Tennis these days
Whoever started this thread wants shooting

Tennis is the second best sport after footy.

In fact there are only 2 sports worth watching. :D

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Quote: George Kaplan @ 21st November 2015, 7:49 PM GMT

Tennis is the second best sport after footy.

In fact there are only 2 sports worth watching. :D

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Spot on - plus the Masters in golf for the azaleas.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 21st November 2015, 9:01 PM GMT

Spot on - plus the Masters in golf for the azaleas.

:D

Final:

Djokovic vs. Federer

Congrats to the Djoker!

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Good luck for the Davis Cup final, Great Britain!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 26th November 2015, 10:03 PM GMT

Good luck for the Davis Cup final, Great Britain!

Thank you, Switzerland/Gordon. :)

Great start by Edmund on his Davis Cup debut - up 5-1, and a set.

An indoor clay court! That's a bit different. Plays quite fast though.

He's Choking his way to defeat now though

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 27th November 2015, 2:48 PM GMT

He's Choking his way to defeat now though

Gripping stuff, eh, Steve?! ;)

Yes, well, Goffin was/is the favourite and his greater experience makes the difference in such an important best of five match.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th November 2015, 3:30 PM GMT

Yes, well, Goffin was/is the favourite and his greater experience makes the difference in such an important best of five match.

Yep, Goffin is King. I guess now it might as well rain until September.

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