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Quote: zooo @ July 8 2013, 12:31 PM BST

It is precisely that, unfortunately.

What c**ts these people are.

Quote: chipolata @ July 8 2013, 12:47 PM BST

What do people expect from sports commentators, though? It's a profession rife with vapid locker room laddishness. It's not for nothing that Alan Partridge started out as one (and Inverdale's comment is very Partridgesque). In fact the whole of sport is pretty empty headed.

Well yeah, why not let them call players fags and dagos too without making a big fuss about it. Just because a lot of them seem to be thick as shit doesn't mean we have to be okay with them spouting proof of that on the air to millions of people.

Quote: zooo @ July 8 2013, 1:20 PM BST

Well yeah, why not let them call players fags and dagos too without making a big fuss about it. Just because a lot of them seem to be thick as shit doesn't mean we have to be okay with them spouting proof of that on the air to millions of people.

Keep your wig on, zooo!

In this heat?

Laughing out loud

Well done Andy.

Splendid.

Nice DC thinks you should be knighted.

You made a nation happy.

You made a nation proud.

Now f**k off!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 4 2013, 8:33 PM BST

I hate Germans!...but this Lisicki seems to be pretty cool.

How can you hate Germans? Surely they are the same as you and you've got all their gold.

We have a long tradition in hating the Germans. But I think it's because they thrash us at football.

(Keep shtum about the Gold!!)

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 8 2013, 8:36 PM BST

Well done Andy.

Splendid.

Nice DC thinks you should be knighted.

You made a nation happy.

You made a nation proud.

Now f**k off!

Has he broken into your house again OR?

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 8 2013, 8:36 PM BST

Well done Andy.

Splendid.

Nice DC thinks you should be knighted.

You made a nation happy.

You made a nation proud.

Now f**k off!

Scotland?

And I'm not the DC in question.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 8 2013, 10:05 PM BST

Has he broken into your house again OR?

He may as well have done. Every TV channel, every website. Move on ffs !

Bloody mummy's boy!

Who's this new Brit blazing a trail through flushing meadows.
Evans or something.
Looking forward to seeing him play.
I'm sure he won a Wimbledon game or something once.

Murray's having a wobble

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 30 2013, 10:13 PM BST

Who's this new Brit blazing a trail through flushing meadows.
Evans or something.
Looking forward to seeing him play.
I'm sure he won a Wimbledon game or something once.

Flash in the pan. He'll disappear faster than a ballboy walking passed Venus Williams' changing room.

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