A group of male teenagers sit around painting like in an art class. A slightly older boy goes around commenting on their pictures.
TEACHER looks over one boy's shoulder.
TEACHER
Oh. Nice Work.
TEACHER looks at another boys work
TEACHER
Lovely stuff, Leroy.
TEACHER looks at another boy's work
TEACHER
I just think you need to work a little more on the splurge here.
KID draws.
TEACHER
Easy, easy....perfect.
TEACHER moves on to another boy.
TEACHER
No way too (he looks concentratingly at the picture for a second) droopy.
Camera reveals that the boys are drawing pictures of cocks.
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TEACHER talking to camera. The boys continue to draw in the background.
TEACHER
Yes, I've been teaching the boys the art of Cockgraphing, it has several names: Willysketching, Knobdoodling, Todgerwombling. Its an important part of the culturethat's been around among men for centuries. The first man made carvings found were Penises
Show stills of old carvings of Penises.
TEACHER
And its part of Egyptian heritage.
Show still of typical Egyptian man drawing (in Egyptian pose) with a massive cock drawn sticking out of it.
TEACHER
Some thought the French took it too far when they made the original Statue of Liberty with a cock in its hand. But for these boys drawing cocks is an important part of their culture so we encourage that and try to keep the tradition alive.
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BOY#1 and BOY#2 at their paintings. BOY#1 leans in and whispers to BOY#2.
BOY #1
Dude this is gay, lets go sculpt a pair of tits.
