Apocalypse Not Now

GRAMSORTENTOUS HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER MUZAK

V/O:
(Deep-voiced American Movie Trailer Announcer) The world was gonna end. But only one man knew when - Harold Camping.

CAMPING:
(Flustered and doddery) I think it's May twenty-first but I'm not sure. It may be October. It's so hard to read these tea leaves.

V/O:
Apocalypse Not Now - Carry on Camping. Coming soon to a screen near you.

CAMPING:
Yeah, but it needs to be very soon.

END

A nice gag, John.

Not seen you post a sketch for ages!

Nah... but welcome back.

Thanks for the welcome back. I've not been writing much lately, but hope to get going again now.