The passion of Jesus Christ the clown pt2

JESUS CHRIST THE CLOWN WANDERS THE DESERT HE LOOKS HOT AND SWEATY HIS MAKE UP IS MELTING

OUT OF VIEW A HAND APPEARS OFFERING HIM A FROSTY SOFT DRINK IN A TAKE AWAY CUP WITH A STRAW

HE TURNS HIS BACK

OUT OF VIEW A HAND APPEARS OFFERING HIM A McFLURRY WITH THE SPOON STANDING UP

HE TURNS HIS BACK

OUT OF VIEW A HAND APPEARS WITH A TRAY CONTAINING; A FROSTY SOFT DRINK CUP, A McFLURRY, AN APPLE PIE, A BURGER AND FRYS.

JESUS CHRIST THE CLOWN IS ABOUT TO REACH FOR IT, BUT A LIGHT FROM HEAVEN SHINES DOWN

IT ILLUMINATES A SELTZER BOTTLE

JESUS CHRIST THE CLOWN PICKS UP AND SPRAYS HIM SELF, THEN SPRAYS THE OUT OF SIGHT FIGURE

PULL BACK TO REVEAL THE OUT OF SIGHT FIGURE IS INFACT RONALD MACDONALS WITH POINTED TEETH AND DEVIL'S HORNS

HE DISAPEARS IN A CLOUD OF FIRE AND BURGER GREASE

I like this a lot, just unsure what the Seltzer stands for? I'm thinking Alka seltzers or is it Seltzer is a 'clean' drink to contrast with the Mc Donalds junk food temptation?

I like the idea, but the Jesus bit and Ronald takes away from it in my opinion.

How about...

Quote: sootyj @ June 1 2011, 8:33 PM BST

A CLOWN WANDERS THE DESERT. HE LOOKS HOT AND SWEATY HIS MAKE UP IS MELTING.

HE PASSES A 2ND CLOWN WITH A BUCKET. THE 2nd CLOWN THROWS THE CONTENTS AT HIM SHOWERING HIM IN CONFETTI

HE TRAVELS ON.

HE PASSES A 3RD CLOWN WHO HANDS HIM A SELTZER BOTTLE. THE CLOWN SQUEEZES THE TRIGGER AND THE WATER FIRES THE OTHER WAY, EMPTYING ONTO THE GROUND.

THE CLOWN LOOKS SAD AND DRAWS A GUN. HE HOLDS IT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD AND PULLS THE TRIGGER.

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Now, he either kills himself or you let it go "Bang!" on a little flag.

I think the idea is retelling the greatest story ever told how God redeemed mankind, by sacrificing his only son.

Except by using clowns and clowning imagery.

In this case the clown is Jesus, Ronald MacDonald is satan, and the seltzer bottle is the refreshment of divine absolution.

I'm not entirely sure it's supposed to be funny.

Ah. Then you've hit your target.

Yay brother though you strike me I turn my other cheek for you to hit with a custard pie

I'm liking Jesus Christ the clown.

Clever idea. So many ideas that you could use. Palm Sunday - arriving in a clown car as opposed to a donkey.

I think the first sketch was better.( Although I confess I liked Angie's additions)

I say! Sunshine may thump you for that.

Thanks fella (when are you dropping the big?)

I think I see this as being quite a simple thing, but the clown car is nice.