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Me ... can't find the KY Jelly (geddit!?!)

What do you get up to? Actually I don't wanna know, save it for Mrs. Rance.

I would very much like to have sex with Melanie C. This has nothing to do with the topic, I just like talking about it.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ June 17, 2007, 2:04 PM

I would very much like to have sex with Melanie C. This has nothing to do with the topic, I just like talking about it.

Why???????????????????????

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

Who the hell is Melanie C?

"Sporty" Spice, I think? Maybe "Scary"?

Sporty. Yes.

It takes all sorts!

Oh crikey! Noooooo...

Michael... go see a doctor.

I didn't get to vote. But anyway if I was voting I'd probably vote for SlagA his posts may be rare nowadays but he always gives great advice.

I also agree Slag A might look like a freaky dream you would'nt like to re-visit...but he seems to have a gentle written side to him...i have read a few of is posts and he has a sensative thoughtful side...but by i bet he is sure tough n drinks like a right lad...though please keep your nice side...and charley don't change.

Well I never actually closed it, show there is still hope for the thoughtfully dear, sweet, sensitive SlagA.

Do I have to give my prize back???????????

Maybe?

I'm still around. I'm really busy with a novel and I get VERY obsessive when I'm in the middle of a project, even now I feel guilty about not writing 'that bloody book'. Plus I've been auditioning for the part of Gimp in the West End version of Resevoir Dogs. But I always lurk here although I did fail to mod my own section of the forum properly on two recent occasions.

I love this forum and the people here. You all make it the best. And I'm deeply touched by the flurry of last minute pity votes so I can come back in off of the ledge now.

:D

You've got me all weepy now, so it's time for the gasmask and self-flagellation.

Can I join the Slag love-in? I've just read his excellent considered response to the "Thinking Aloud" thread. SlagA we love you.

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