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Killed the beast

KING KONG LIES DEAD BEFORE THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

BRAVE EXPLORER AND FAY RAY STAND IN FRONT OF HIS MASSIVE CORPSE, A SCIENTIST IS TAKING A BLOOD SAMPLE

SCIENTIST
This giant had gonorhea, monkey syphilis and ape AIDS. He was one horny monkey.

BRAVE EXPLORER
It was booty killed the beast.

FAY RAY THROWS UP AND KICKS KING KONG'S CORPSE.

I was watching EastEnders last night, Phil ran into a burning house shouting "Dot, Dot, DOT!!!"

I've never heard such passionate morse code before.

Laughing out loud

Shameful and hilarious at the same time.

Quote: BuryBob @ May 30 2011, 4:30 PM BST

I was watching EastEnders last night, Phil ran into a burning house shouting "Dot, Dot, DOT!!!"

I've never heard such passionate morse code before.

Then - did he tell her to run? 'Dash, Dash, Dash!'

Quote: BuryBob @ May 30 2011, 4:30 PM BST

I was watching EastEnders last night, Phil ran into a burning house shouting "Dot, Dot, DOT!!!"

I've never heard such passionate morse code before.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Juan Kerr @ June 1 2011, 10:47 PM BST

Then - did he tell her to run? 'Dash, Dash, Dash!'

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quite funny that one.

What the sketch or the rather pointless extra joke, which frankly should go in it's own thread?

It should have made me groan but I laughed. Nice one.

Quote: sootyj @ June 2 2011, 12:34 PM BST

What the sketch or the rather pointless extra joke, which frankly should go in it's own thread?

I laughed at the extra jokes I'm afraid sootyj. The sketch didn't do much for me, I'm afraid.

thtat was clear in your post

Quote: sootyj @ June 2 2011, 1:52 PM BST

thtat was clear in your post

Ah, ok. I'm not sure I entirely got it, so it's probably more me than the sketch judging by others' reactions.

Quote: sootyj @ June 2 2011, 12:34 PM BST

What the sketch or the rather pointless extra joke, which frankly should go in it's own thread?

the sketch for me

although the joke was funny it was very rude to tack it onto your post

I didn't even notice the stray joke. It's not bad, but it should f**k off to it's on thread. It's not like you have to pay to start one.

Of course the best King Kong joke is still Peter Jackson's three hour film.

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