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The Passion of Jesus Christ the clown pt1 Page 2

More he's at a wedding and turns all the water into squirty seltzer bottles.

He is tempted in the wilderness by an evil white faced clown who's actually a Nazi.

Actually can someone explain the last one to me?

Quote: sootyj @ June 1 2011, 2:31 PM BST

More he's at a wedding and turns all the water into squirty seltzer bottles.

He is tempted in the wilderness by an evil white faced clown who's actually a Nazi.

Actually can someone explain the last one to me?

Better he's tempted to leave the circus and get a real job.

JESUS CHRIST THE CLOWN WANDERS THE DESERT HE LOOKS HOT AND SWEATY HIS MAKE UP IS MELTING

OUT OF VIEW A HAND APPEARS OFFERING HIM A FROSTY SOFT DRINK IN A TAKE AWAY CUP WITH A STRAW

HE TURNS HIS BACK

OUT OF VIEW A HAND APPEARS OFFERING HIM A McFLURRY WITH THE SPOON STANDING UP

HE TURNS HIS BACK

OUT OF VIEW A HAND APPEARS WITH A TRAY CONTAINING; A FROSTY SOFT DRINK CUP, A McFLURRY, AN APPLE PIE, A BURGER AND FRYS.

JESUS CHRIST THE CLOWN IS ABOUT TO REACH FOR IT, BUT A LIGHT FROM HEAVEN SHINES DOWN

IT ILLUMINATES A SELTZER BOTTLE

JESUS CHRIST THE CLOWN PICKS UP AND SPRAYS HIM SELF, THEN SPRAYS THE OUT OF SIGHT FIGURE

PULL BACK TO REVEAL THE OUT OF SIGHT FIGURE IS INFACT RONALD MACDONALS WITH POINTED TEETH AND DEVIL'S HORNS

HE DISAPEARS IN A CLOUD OF FIRE AND BURGER GREASE

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