You've helped me with one of these before so I thought I would run this one past you too. Basically it's a "rap" for my character Arfur Crown T' Yorkshire Rapper (he loves to rap but he's bloody crap). Basically he doesn't understand what rapping is - he thinks you just talk instead of singing. That's how it's been explained to him by his grandson - Fifty Per Cent (The Half Hearted Rapper)(another one of the characters from my website). Anyway, he just takes the words of a song and "bastardises" (I think that's the term) them. Here's "his" latest one:
We 'ave a titter at Carry On
We get sat down
We switch on t' set
Then we put Sky on
It's wicked!
Carries us away wi' 'ilarity
We join in, "Ooh er, Matron!
Wi' Sid James we just can't go wrong
'E's a great man!
Barbara Windsor!
Birds from down south
And the molestation of their parts
Unacceptable? Don't talk shite!
It's on tonight
Is it easy to identify the song?