1. EXT HOUSE. A WOMAN (SANDRA) TURNS HER KEY IN THE LOCK AND TRIES TO PUSH THE DOOR. THE DOOR IS STUCK BUT AFTER A NUMBER OF PUSHES THE DOOR EVENTUALLY OPENS SENDING SANDRA SPRAWLING ON THE CARPET. SHE STRUGGLES INTO THE LOUNGE
SANDRA:
Bob, you lazy bastard, that damn door is still sticking. I thought you'd phoned a carpenter.
BOB IS SITTING ON THE SOFA READING A NEWSPAPER. HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK UP AND POINTS TO THE FAR END OF THE ROOM. THERE IS A MAN WEARING A DRESS SITTING IN FRONT OF SOME DRUMS. HE LOOKS UP AND SMILES AT SANDRA
CARPENTER:
Close to You? Top Of The World?
SANDRA:
I hate you Bob.
SANDRA STORMS OUT CRYING
CARPENTER:
Goodbye to Love?
FADE
I don't think it was trying to be topical!
