right heres a brainteeser, if you could essemble, a perfect sit com what would it be? mine would be written by craig cash, and simon nye, it would star, neil morrisey, mark benton, lee mack, and stephan merchant, it would have, a american film crew and would be called, Young hot lesbians get it on(just to drum up big ratings), what would yours be?
The perfect sitcom would be written by me. And I would be loved and admired by all.
Now where's my hot young lesbians?
Oh without a doubt mine would be written by me with a tiny bit of help from the entire Monty Python Team.
It would star me, and it would be about a sexy young girl (me)who gets it on and on and on and on, with a guy played by, oooooooooooooooh ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Colin Farrell. Basicaly it would start off with Colin and I in bed, then it would be around 20 episodes at an hour long each, of us in bed. I dont mind bringing in some hot lesbians, as long as they are only into carpet, not wood and are not going to steal my Colin.
What a sitcom!!!! Infact that idea has done more for me in the 2 moments it took to write it than any other thought ever. I am off to bed now for a ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,monsieur de bate' 
If they liked wood and not carpet, as you so delightfully put it, one suspects that they may in fact actually not be lesbians after all.
What if they've got that laminated wood flooring. All the benefits of carpet but made of wood. Bisexual or pre op transsexual?
Deep. Very deep. Worthy of extensive contemplation, I feel.
Yeah, but even so - lesbians!!! (not that I agree with that sort of thing)
this thread is a blast from the past, i'm still sticking with my original idea (it went down as max taylor, because my account was broken into)
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I was just bored, so decided to look through old threads. Strangely this one caught my eye.