I have a book available from Amazon:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004LGRUMK
It's called Rotten Apple.
Rotten Apple
Some of the reviews on Amazon:
"A noir masterpiece
A stirring and fast-paced action spectacular from start to finish, Rotten Apple pulls no punches in shedding light on the dark underbelly of one of the world's most intriguing cities. Parodying the conventions of classic pulp, Simon Dunn gives us an anti-hero we can be proud of: Vic Malone - cop, rebel, lover, and all-round tough-nut. Never flinching, relentless in his adherence to justice, he rightly deserves to become a household name. Great fun!"
"Dirty Harry Meets Frank Drebin
A parody of crime noir. Like the city depicted it is dark and gritty. With lots of action, murders, crashes, conspiracies, sex and laugh out line one-liners."
Well it's not expensive. I might have a squizz! 
Thanks Marc.
Rotten Apple is regularly a top ten bestselling humour title.
Has that got anything to do with the naked woman on the cover? 
Of course not. It's the font.
Free sample chapters can be found on my website, beginning here:
If you didn't print this yourself with a John Bull Printing set then it seems that almost anything can make it into book form these days.
Your prose is terrible, as is the cover and title. A shame as the world is clearly waiting for another pulp novel parody.
Ooh that's some rough writing.
First rule of parody you must be atleast as good as the writer you'r eparodying.
A review and a giveaway:
http://www.whatbookisthat.com/2011/07/review-rotten-apple-giveaway.html