I'm a scriptwriter and comedian. I've written for a number of shows, and I do a weekly podcast called Sundays Supplement, as well as write books for the Kindle.
So, hello.
Not another hello in the list
Hello sighdone!
Hello there
Oh, I've also done a few podcast chats with other comedy writers - available on my website - if anyone's interested.
Hello to you.
Hello *waves*
Morning.
Wotcha.
Welcome to the site Simon 
Such a nice welcome.
Aloha!