British Comedy Guide

Sootyj's signage business beating the crunch

SCENE 1
A Standup is doing an act to an audience.

STANDUP
I took some ecstasy yesterday made from nylon, hi tension cord...it was rope E

AUDIENCE BOOS HIM

STANDUP
Erm erm I want to tie some rope up with my girlfriend but she said...knot today!

AUDIENCE BOO HURL BOTTLES AND CHAIRS AT THE STAGE, COMEDIAN RUNS OFF

SCENE2

SOOTYJ IS WRITING ON A POSTER THAT READS

"Controversial standup makes jokes about rape."

SO THE WORD "rape" CHANGES TO "rope"

Money for old rape if you ask me :D

I do string these puns out

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