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The joke computer is called an Amstrad Tim.

Quote: Marc P @ May 15 2011, 12:24 PM BST

The joke computer is called an Amstrad Tim.

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My joke computer is a cup of tea, a piece of paper, and some digestive crumbs

I was wondering what an 'eat me date' really means now

Quote: Tim Walker @ May 15 2011, 12:21 PM BST

Probably one to feed into Aldeem's joke computer or something...

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I once had an 'eat me date', I went down on her and it was like licking a square battery where she hadn't washed that day or quite possibly even the day before??

Quote: sootyj @ May 14 2011, 8:57 PM BST

Are hobnailed boots "f**k you boots?"

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Maybe you're thinking of Knob-Nailed Boots.

Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ May 20 2011, 10:46 PM BST

Maybe you're thinking of Knob-Nailed Boots.

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I don't know, this place.

Sometimes, being here is like walking into a men's locker room by mistake.
And not in the good way.