A skit comp inspired quickie. I thought I'd whack it up here while it's (relatively) topical.
INT. SHOP - DAY
BIG BROTHER'S IMOGEN WALKS INTO PC WORLD.
SALESMAN:
Can I help you ma'am?
IMOGEN:
Yes please, I'm looking for a new laptop.
SALESMAN:
Wait a minute, aren't you Imogen from Big Brother?
IMOGEN:
Yes I am.
SALESMAN:
A pleasure to meet you Imogen. Right let's get down to business. We have a lovely model here on special offer. The hard drive is 500 gigs. The memory is 4 gigs.
IMOGEN:
I'm afraid I can't talk about this. Good day to you sir.