How many BCGers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You know, "it doesn't use a screw, it uses a clique", that sort of thing.
Take it away!
BCG:How many does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
No one or Nil.
7. 1 to screw, 4 to critique, 2 to hijack 'thread'
I'm trying to think along the lines of 'having sex within the light bulb itself', but I got nothing.
Q. How many Sootyjs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. A c**t dwarf analy raping a penguin
Q. How many Vaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Loads, because it's a screw-in bulb with far too many threads.
How many people does it take to change Will Cams light bulb?
2 One to distract the other to get it out of his asshole.
How many Nats does it take to change a light bulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY YOU BASTARD SOOTYJ!!
Quote: sootyj @ May 12 2011, 10:17 AM BSTHow many people does it take to change Will Cams light bulb?
2 One to distract the other to get it out of his asshole.
What, so every time Will has a bright idea, his arsehole lightbulb comes on?
Nah that's cose he keeps sticking batteries up there as well.
That's been hypothesised, but everyone is still awaiting the bright idea.
I'll go with four. Gerry McDonnell to screw it in, Steve Sunshine to screw it in properly, Aaron to blame the failure of the original light bulb on Gordon Brown and Matt Stott to mention the light bulb scene in The IT Crowd.
One, me because I'm an electrician.
If we are screwing the light bulb in it must be an 'Edison screw' type lamp. (Note I say lamp and not bulb)as opposed to a bayonet cap.
Edison screw type lamps have the potential to electrocute you if the polarity of the light fitting has been connected wrong.
So stand back all of you while the professional changes the lamp. 
How many horticultural geneticists does it take to change a bulb?