I meant according to the legal definition, everything else is sexual assault.
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Then the law's an ass! Surely that's institutional misandry.
This thread has got far too serious. More rape jokes please.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and a rapist walk into a bar...
Sainsburys please take into account us dyslexics when labelling the
"pears"
.
How many men does it take to rape a lightbulb?
All of them. They're all potential rapists and all lightbulbs are f**king asking for it.
Quote: Vader @ May 17 2011, 5:20 PM BSTI've seen at least 2 films where women effectively raped men! Then there was another film with a female bodybuilder who'd date men and then at the end of the night, overpower them and do them with a strap on, which I thought was rather amusing.
Plus I heard about a porn film that was banned because a man was blindfolded and another woman had sex with him.
Lastly, if the woman initiated things and went on top, and the man was too drunk to remember consenting, then that should also be considered rape. Though I don't think it'd be rape in either case.
Yes I think we see your coming from now Vader.
A woman runs into a police station shouting, "Grape! Grape!"
The cop says, "Don't you mean rape, ma'am?"
The woman says, "No, there were bunch of them!"
Quote: BuryBob @ May 17 2011, 10:40 PM BSTA woman runs into a police station shouting, "Grape! Grape!"
The cop says, "Don't you mean rape, ma'am?"
The woman says, "No, there were bunch of them!"
You ever been scared Bob?
Quote: Marc P @ May 17 2011, 10:42 PM BSTYou ever been scared Bob?
Always. And scarred. 
Quote: BuryBob @ May 17 2011, 10:44 PM BSTAlways. And scarred.
I wasn't joking. Think about it. Making jokes about other people's fear is not good man. And I am guessing you know that.
What's your best chatup line Mark?
Quote: Marc P @ May 17 2011, 10:42 PM BSTYou ever been scared Bob?
For flips sake leave poor Bob alone?
Quote: sootyj @ May 17 2011, 10:46 PM BSTWhat's your best chatup line Mark?
For flips sake leave poor Bob alone?
Tsk tsk!
Never take the p out of a rapper, it'll turn 'em into a raper!
Are my jokes to assinine to be truly offensive?
Quote: Marc P @ May 17 2011, 10:42 PM BSTYou ever been scared Bob?
Uh-oh, Marc's channeling Jack Delaney again.