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Weird things you're scared of Page 8

Haha, I think we've almost come up with a good idea for a film here! I was just thinking either locking them up forever, or possibly killing them, but that's both very apt and quite horrible, ideal for a horror movie...

As for me suggesting you're slightly silly, I'd apologise, but I wouldn't mean it.

Angry

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I blame Lofthouse's malign influence.

Oops, did I mess up the smiley marathon?

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Fact.

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2011, 11:41 PM BST

Fact.

Blatants. And when you go to sleep your shoes have to point towards the door to protect you from intruders, and if they're pointing towards you a monster will stand in them

BRAND NEW THING TO WORRY ABOUT.

But as long as you get in the habit of pointing them to the door when you take them off, it's reassuring to know that you've assembled a small but loyal shoe army so you can sleep without fear

Aw, lovely shoe army.

If I point them towards the door that would point them towards the bed and me. :O

Could they sleep outside your door like protective puppies?

Quote: AJGO @ August 12 2011, 11:47 PM BST

Blatants. And when you go to sleep your shoes have to point towards the door to protect you from intruders, and if they're pointing towards you a monster will stand in them

:D

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