EXT. FIELD - DAY
Two cows stand together in the field grazing.
COW 1
I want to be a McDonald's.
COW 2
Really? What’s wrong with Burger King?
COW 1
It’s a bit Wimpy isn’t it?
COW 2
No. Wimpy’s wimpy.
COW 1
I think you’re just being a chicken.
COW 2
No. That’s KFC.
COW 1
Is that the one with all the Little Chefs?
COW 2
No. That’s Little Chef.
COW 1
Do you know what they call quarter pounders with cheese in Paris?
COW 2
What you on about?
COW 1
Just go with it.
COW 2
No. I don’t know what they called quarter pounders with cheese in Paris?
COW 1
Royale with cheese.
COW 2
Forget being a Burger King. I want to be a Royale with cheese.
Two farmers stroll up to the cows.
FARMER 1
(Points to Cow 1)
This ones for Burger King.
COW 1
Damn it.
FARMER 1
(Points to Cow 2)
This ones for buggering.
COW 2
Where’s that?
COW 1
Well look on the bright side, you might still get some cheese.
END.