The best of the bunch from today...
Bought myself a curry Tuesday. The box said 'Display until 08 May' , 'Use by 10 May'. Three more days on the mantelpiece, then I can eat it.
How much of your stuff do you REALLY need to live ? I need an iPhone app to work it out.
It's at times like these, lying awake, thinking 'that ceiling needs painting' that you realise, you've got too much junk under the bed.
Non-uniform day, today at work. Not the best choice of careers, being a deep-sea diver...
PB.