British Comedy Guide

A few random quickies

Ashamed to say I to jumped on the anti-immigration bandwagon. Soon got off it though, it was been driven by a f**kin pole

Why is it you never see footage of David Beckham playing snooker yet he's always walking around with his cue?

Athens, moussaka, zeus its all greek to me (convinced ive heard this before)

I recently arranged for that programme to film at my workplace, you know that Naked Office where every one bares all although some of the other people at work were'nt to comfortable with it must say it made the nativity play rehearsals alot more fun, well for me anyway.

I heard someone ask keira knightley what 4 plus 4 was to which she replied 7 well I could'nt help it and corrected her, to which she stoutly replied I was wrong she then grabbed a calculator and punched in 4 plus 4 then after a shocked look in her face still insisted I was wrong and she was right. Who'd of thought it anorexics can't even swallow there f**kin pride.

I once borrowed an adult movie from Gary Glitter must of been a mix up there was no adults in it.

I was trying to work out how to extract as much urine and seman from my body as possible after many hours of thought and research the answer just came to me, it was one of them Urethra moments (dont worry even I groaned as I typed it aswell)

How do you sleep at nights!

Next to Frankie Boyle

That would add up.

I amagi e you have heard that Greek punchline before. I certainly have.

Don't care for shock comedy unless it is an original slant. Sorry can't be more constructive. The word urethra is nice. Punchline rings bells though. Milton Jones?

Cheers Nat, What is your definition of an original slant?

I like the Beckham one, and the Glitter one made me laugh.

Not keen on the rest though.

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