The Leaky Wiki unearthed this amazing footage of a well-known Islamic religious leader emitting incoherent babble. The Leaky Wiki covered the responses of the American public.
New York City native, Kelly Alston, said, "Like everyone else, I couldn't understand a damn thing he was saying, but he was still pretty influential. I've since been studying my Koran every day."
Sean Ritter, of Dallas, Texas, "Ha! Just goes to show that they're all ig no ra mous es. I knew all along that they were speaking nonsense. And they're trying to take our freedom."
A homeless person in Los Angeles responded in kind, "Te ama bop gun clean church knee claaaaaa Crips and BLOODS!"
Experts say that the West should be prepared for a counter strike. They warn that Islamic radicals may target George Bush's masterful oratory skills or Senator Palin's revered wisdom.