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Ellie/ Eleanor/ Elles/

A woman of many names!

Here lies Mike ... 'e died in bed ...
... from too much grub*, an' a gallon of red!

ps. *feel free to swap that word for any other, assuming you know me better than I do, that seems more appropriate at the time!

pps. It were gonna rhyme anyhow ... wernit!

Quote: charley rance @ June 12, 2007, 5:50 PM

What would you want written on your gravestone. I am in a sombre mood & I am bored and feeling murderous.
Mine would say.

Charley Rance is dead.

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Have you ordered it yet?

Whose gonna kill me then. I always thought if I went before the age of 45 it would be through murder.

You'll never get that fifty quid back.

Quote: charley rance @ June 13, 2007, 2:24 AM

Whose gonna kill me then. I always thought if I went before the age of 45 it would be through murder.

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I'll be around later with an axe and a donor card

Quote: charley rance @ June 13, 2007, 2:24 AM

Whose gonna kill me then.

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A queue is already forming.

A queue. For murder or is this a different queue. Either is fine.

Quote: charley rance @ June 13, 2007, 2:24 AM

I always thought if I went before the age of 45 it would be through murder.

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You're under 45?

(sorry, bad me)

I think mine would be something like...

"I wanted to be cremated"

or perhaps...

Here lies
Andy all dead
He died from a stroke
After Charley gave head

I chew hun.

Here lies
Charley Rance
She never wore
Any underpants

How did you know? Have you been peering up my skirt. Dirty boy.

Here lies
Charley Rance
Doing what she loved
The lying down dance.

I'd have "Blue Peter Time Capsule Buried Here' Just imagine the looks on the kids faces as they dug up my coffin

Quote: Andy W. @ June 13, 2007, 12:23 PM

Here lies
Andy all dead
He died from a stroke
After Charley gave head

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