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RIP Osama Bin Laden Page 11

Quote: GGdown @ May 5 2011, 12:31 AM BST

While I get your point, isn't that exactly what journalists are supposed to do - present the news to us?

I'm personally pretty tired of gossip and opinions being mixed in and fed to us as "news". For a change, the official line is being reported, and most papers are avoiding rumours. It's quite refreshing, whether you believe it or not!

I'm obviously not as in need of refreshment as you.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 5 2011, 12:48 AM BST

Not a BCG regular, but weirdly the World's most wanted man looks a lot like the World's least wanted man.

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And Peter Andre is an anagram of 'a pretender'...

Legalities of the assassination aside, it seems to me that treating the body to a Muslim funeral wasn't really a deterrent to future terrorists.

Perhaps what should have been done was to ensure that he did NOT get a Muslim funeral, so he didn't get to his concept of heaven & 72 virgins or whatever.

Perhaps he should have been treated in the Mediaeval manner, i.e. his head chopped off and displayed on a spike at Ground Zero in New York and then later perhaps pickled in formalin in a big jar and built into a glass case in the foundations of the new building at ground zero, with a big label "So perish all terrorists".

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Quote: Nogget @ May 5 2011, 12:26 AM BST

So now Bin Laden has gone, which BCG regular will 'co-incidentally' cease posting?

A-ha! I was wondering when OBL's 2nd in command would give the game away. The real Nogget's already dead.

Can we please scotch this silly flipping Bin Laden was a frozen dinner myth

1 What 40 elite soliders risked their lives to drop off a skanky defrosted corpse? They're not robots they'd have refused.

2 There are numerous reports for nice little liddywinks about hos OBL showed them his rabbits (the f**king nonce). Have CIA agents inflitrated the town with BMX's and Playstation 3s to bribe them.

OBL was alive and living in that commune. The real question is why was he living there?

And for me it comes back again and again to the same thing. AQ wasn't Smersh it was barely the Ruritanian liberation front. Either,

1 They were given massive leeway by the US because a terrorist boogyman has justified in the eyes of it's citizens some of the most egregious foreign adventures of all time.

2 Pakistan gave them leeway because they don't want to acknowledge the civil war that's been raging in their country for years.

3 Both of the above.

Obama is not going to release the no doubt rather pathetic photos of a dead bloke in I suspect his jim jams. You'd see it on placards in every violent anti US protest across the world.

For fear of slagging off Bin Laden I won't be commenting too heavy.

As the last thing I need is a terrorist or the the Al qaeda boys infiltrating my BCG account and then hacking into my personal details, in turn knobing my mum, shooting my dad and stealing my cat (thank god)..just to get answers from me.

So let's just say we're all really glad the c**t has been FOUND. Dead or alive?...Dunno.

Scotti I am amazed how do you swim with 2 holes in your head without sinking?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 5 2011, 12:27 AM BST

I'm not, which is why I don't believe they just shot him. What really offends me is journos presenting the claims as fact when they are so unlikely.

It seems to me that if you wanted to fake this with the least amount of trouble, you'd smartbomb a camp or a cave in the middle of nowhere, Afghanistan, rather than choppering a death squad of Navy Seals under radar hundreds of kilometres into Pakistan, to have a firefight at a mansion just down the road from a military base. Unless the US is deliberately trying to embarrass and provoke the Pakistanis, of course.

Just why was OBL an Arsenal fan?

He must have been mad at Wenger.....no trophies in 6 years. :(

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 5 2011, 9:35 AM BST

It seems to me that if you wanted to fake this with the least amount of trouble, you'd smartbomb a camp or a cave in the middle of nowhere, Afghanistan, rather than choppering a death squad of Navy Seals under radar hundreds of kilometres into Pakistan, to have a firefight at a mansion just down the road from a military base. Unless the US is deliberately trying to embarrass and provoke the Pakistanis, of course.

No, no, I'm not saying they faked the mission, I don't believe that. For sure they dropped a load of soldiers in the compound and killed the occupiers who were presumably Jihadis - rather that OBD wasn't among them.

The last communication from OBD was in 2006 on audiotape. It's genuineness is disputed.

Last video communication - 2004. The video where he admits involvement in Twin Towers atrocity was released FOUR days before the US election therefore guaranteeing Bush re-election. Huh? OBD had previously denied involvement in 911 on several occasions.

How do you explain the lack of videos from 2004 onwards? They were either being suppressed or he wasn't making them. Why not? It's not like he had a day job. And why would he help Bush get re-elected?

He was supposed to be on dialysis and suffering from hepatitis amongst other things. The lengthy sabbatical of seven years (or five years if you accept the audio tape to be genuine) is easily explained by him dying from one or several of his conditions. It's in neither side's interests to make public his death - he was totemic for both the Jihadis and the 'War on terror' types.

When the rape charges popped up on Julian Assange, everyone believed them to be contingent. Here we have the US government claiming to have killed OBD, disposed of the body immediately and refusing to show a photo of the corpse. Because it's grisly? Are you kidding? Releasing the picture to journalists, doesn't mean it will go out on the 6 O'Clock news. Journalists already have access to all sorts of terrible images that they never use. They haven't even released footage of the burial at sea - because it didn't happen and the footage doesn't exist.

Finally if he was unarmed then he couldn't have resisted capture and they would have taken him alive.

"refusing to show a photo of the corpse. Because it's grisly? Are you kidding?"

i seem to recall they released a picture of Sadam Hussains sons with their faces mangled to f**k after they were killed off. Didnt bother them then!

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Why pretend to have killed Bin Laden? The only one to benefit is Obama. And that popularity spike will soon be wiped out once the Fox/Tea Party/Birther smear machine kicks in.

They were worried he would be wearing a suicide vest or more realistically have a grenade in his pants. It's the Menedez factor if you're within 30 feet or so of even a small explosive device you've got a good chance of being killed (and that includes if you're wearing armour). I suspect the Americans over estimated his courage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Videos_and_audio_recordings_of_Osama_bin_Laden

Recordings up until 2011 and reflexive of current events. I suspect he was too sick and weakened to look very impressive on camera. In his last videos he was walking with a stick and leaning on some one.

I suspect the photo is currently in a safe for the next time a prez needs a poll boost.

Quote: lofthouse @ May 5 2011, 6:39 PM BST

"refusing to show a photo of the corpse. Because it's grisly? Are you kidding?" I seem to recall they released a picture of Sadam Hussains sons with their faces mangled to f**k after they were killed off. Didnt bother them then!

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Yes, and America learnt the hard way that gloating can backfire. "Mission acomplished!"

My Virgin train today was called 'Mission Accomplished'

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