Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 27th September 2018, 10:16 AM...who does bugger all worthwhile for 48 years but people still adore him? .
Michael Monkhouse?
What Do You Call A Man...? Page 4
What do you call a man who's unbeatable at cross-country running?
Alan Drover.
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What do you call a man who takes every opportunity to wind you up?
Adam Nuisance.
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What do you call a man who helps another to commit a crime?
Aiden Abett.
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What do you call a man with lovely hair who always talks nonsense?
Beau Locks.
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What do you call a man walking around the room wiping all the surfaces with a soft cloth?
Dustin.
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What do you call a man that everybody wants to go to?
Evan.
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What do you call a man who is a walking encyclopaedia of information about elephant tusks?
Ivor Emmanuel.
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What do you call a man who always tells it like it is?
Frank.
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What do you call a man who's lightheaded and unsteady?
Gideon.
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What do you call a man who replies to you in a rudely brief manner?
Kurt.
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What do you call a man who is contemplating ending it all?
a) Toby
or
b) not Toby
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Quote: Chappers @ 30th September 2018, 9:57 PMMichael Monkhouse?
I'm 45, I once did something, and I am the least likeable person on the planet.
Saw an actor on foot, thought: 'Christopher Walkin'.' Saw a childrens' presenter desperate for a cigarette, thought: 'John Craven'.' Saw a member of One Direction, thought: 'Wanker.'
What do you call a Russian with three testicles?
Ujanikabolokov
What do you call a man who likes One Direction? A c**t.
What do you call a man who has sex with Scooby Doo
Shaggy
Quote: DeeDee13 @ 20th September 2018, 3:46 AMSome ive just made up.....
Quote: Will Cam @ 20th September 2018, 5:44 AMSome of those are very good.
Some of those are very old.Welcome to the site.
Never to be seen again
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 20th September 2018, 11:02 AMWhat do you call a man who posts on here for years then flounces off?
Herc.
(checking to see if he lurks)
Can't remember if that was my first or second.
What do you call a Frenchman with two penises attacked by a tiger? Claude Nobbes.
Quote: Chappers @ 30th September 2018, 9:57 PMMichael Monkhouse?
That's only half true. Like saying One Direction are shit hot.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 28th July 2020, 11:20 AMWhat do you call a Frenchman with two penises attacked by a tiger? Claude Nobbes.
Two points........................
Why a Frenchman, and
why is that funny. 
Could easily be, and as unfunny as an Englishman called Claude Bottom
He's in a right mood today inni.
You're just jealous because I know so many jokes and Interesting Facts About The Spice Girls.
Mickey Mousehouse, the poor man's sootyj 
What do you call a girl with her leg stuck in a fence????
Courtney.
What do you call a man with no nose or body?
Nobody knows.
Probably would be banned now or, at best, bleeped out but, according to Wayne Fontana & the Mindbenders:
"The purpose of a man is to love a woman
And the purpose of a woman is to love a man"