Everyone loves a wedding

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A HUSBAND AND WIFE HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE ROYAL WEDDING ON TV ALL DAY AND INTO THE EVENING

WIFE
Thats what I call a fairytale wedding,and they looked so in love,William looked like he would do anything for her

HUSBAND
Id do anything for you love, Id even go to the moon and back

WIFE
Huh, that Id like to see

HUSBAND
I'll prove it

HE DASHES OUT THE FRONT DOOR

2 AM

HUSBAND CREEPS UP THE STAIRS AND INTO THE BEDROOM, WIFE STIRS WHEN SHE HEARS HIM

WIFE
Where the hell have you been?

HUSBAND
To the Moon, there was a lock in for the Royal Wedding,(HE PRESENTS HER WITH A RED WHITE AND BLUE PAPER FLOWER) Immmmm Baaaack

Thanks Marc

Sweet

Thanks Sooty (I think )

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 1 2011, 11:35 AM BST

(HE PRESENTS HER WITH A RED WHITE AND BLUE PAPER FLOWER) Immmmm Baaaack

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Hmmm. Was that a reference to something?

Gentle but amusing. Nice one.

Really liked this (but a bit too true to life!)

'Where've you been ?'

'To the Moon'

'No you bloody well haven't'

'Damn those conspiracy theorists !!!'