My brother just told me 4 deadpan jokes and I laughed alot, thought I'd get him some critique.
When I was younger my Dad asked me if I wanted to go camp with him... I said only if I get to bum you first.
I got tired of being a virgin so went and lost it when I was 18... All I needed was a shovel and a grave.
I had a wank the other day in the car... The cabbie wasn't thrilled.
I got really drunk watching the royal wedding the other day... I had to do a shot for every minute Diana was late.
These are only deadpan if you deliver them deadpan, Mikey. But you know that.
Good dead pan delivery Badge, well done.
As for Mikey, did your brother come up with them himself? I'm sure they'd work well with the right delivery.
Sorry, yes I do know that! And yes he did come up with them
himself, or at least he said.
Bad jokes, deadpan or not.
Mmmmnnnn... deep-pan jokes. 
Oh - deadpan? 
Quote: Lady Laughter @ April 30 2011, 11:05 AM BSTBad jokes, deadpan or not.
I've heard pro's tell worse
1 and 3 made me laugh
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ April 30 2011, 11:33 AM BSTI've heard pro's tell worse
Does the wife know?
A bonus, usually 'no kissing no talking'
OK but number 4 was a bit pointless.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ April 30 2011, 11:33 AM BSTI've heard pro's tell worse
Is that before or after you've paid them?
I refer you to Mark P's post
These reminded me of Jimmy Carr... in my book that's not a compliment, but there are stadiums full of people who clearly disagree with me.
Number 3's the best, I think.