Ok there's about 2 hours till Wills and Kate get married and we finally see the dress, hear the vows bla bla bla.
So in that 2 hours lets take an opportunity to make assinine jokes about possible outcomes. Because they won't be funny after (probably won't be funny before).
Sootyj suggests
1 Kate's dress? It's made from Dianas preserved skin, so she could be with them on the big day.
2 Will dumps Kate at the altar by singing Sir Mixalot's classic "I like big butts."
3 In line with the popularity of the Tudors Kate is beheaded
4 It was all a fake. Wills went gay in Afghanistan and is marrying Taliban commander Mustafa Blowjob.
5 A clearly drunk Elton John sings a song about anal sex "the circle of wife."
