INT - WESTMINSTER ABBEY - (THE BIG) DAY
MID CEREMONY, WILL AND KATE AT THE ALTAR. ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY IS ADDRESSING THEM.
ARCHBISHOP (to KATE):
Will though love him, comfort him, honour and keep him?
KATE:
I will.
PAUSE
KATE LOOKS ANXIOUSLY AT THE ARCHBISHOP. THE ARCHBISHOP LOOKS ANXIOUS HIMSELF. HE OPENS HIS MOUTH TO SPEAK BUT IS INTERRUPTED BY A DALEK WHO MOVES ONTO THE ALTAR.
DALEK:
OBEY! YOU - WILL - OBEY!
WILL AND KATE ARE A BIT SURPRISED, BUT KATE RECOVERS.
KATE (defiant):
I don't want to!
WILL:
She doesn't want to, ya!
THE ARCHBISHOP IS NERVOUS.
ARCHBISHOP (whispered to KATE):
I think it might be better if you obey...
DALEK:
OBEY! OBEY!
KATE:
His mother didn't obey.
WILL NODS.
ARCHBISHOP (under his breath):
And look what happened to her!
WILL LOOKS ANNOYED. ARCHBISHOP SIGNALS HE'S MISUNDERSTOOD AND POINTS AWKWARDLY AT THE DALEK.
DALEK:
I AM - QUEEN OF HEARTS - IN PEOPLE'S HEARTS.
WILL (suddenly hopeful):
Mummy...?
DALEK (to KATE):
GIVE - ME - MY - RING!
KATE:
No!
WILL (to DALEK):
Is it you? Really?
DALEK:
THERE ARE - THREE PEOPLE - IN THIS MARRIAGE - IT'S A BIT CROWDED.
THE DALEK EXTERMINATES KATE WHO FALLS TO THE GROUND. DEAD. WILL RUSHES TO HUG THE DALEK.
WILL:
Mummy!
ARCHBISHOP:
I now pronounce you freakily obsessed son and mutant mother.
CUT TO:
EXT - WESTMINSTER ABBEY - DAY
HUGE CROWDS AS WILL AND THE DALEK EMERGE. WE HEAR VOICES FROM THE CROWD.
CROWD 1:
Doesn't she look beautiful?
CROWD 2:
Radiant!
ETC.
END.
