British Comedy Guide

What's Your Motto.

What is your Motto?
Philosophies or Catchphrases are allowed

Mine is
"Keep dry & keep away from Children"
Which I got from a Box of Matches.

"Contents may have settled during shipping"... I've lived my live by that motto.

"These Asians I think they were Sikh forced me to have sex with her corpse at knife point"

Worked for Steve Wrighte works for me.

"Always check for exit points."

'It will pass.'

'Think twice before responding to BCG threads.' And then don't do it.

Or delete it!
Rolling eyes :D

'Fair enough'.

Irish blessing - As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction

Steve Sunshine did it and ran away.

Quote: sootyj @ April 28 2011, 10:44 PM BST

Steve Sunshine did it and ran away.

Fair enough.

This month? Take the month and run.

Quote: KLRiley @ April 28 2011, 10:45 PM BST

This month? Take the month and run.

Fair enough :)

One up the bum, no harm done.

Quote: Marc P @ April 28 2011, 10:49 PM BST

One up the bum, no harm done.

Fair...ok I'm bored now and masturbations out of the question.

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