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The Apprentice - Series 7 Page 35

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ July 14 2011, 8:35 AM BST

...the show is due a rare female winner...

What?

Series 1 - Tim Campbell

Series 2 - Michelle Dewberry

Series 3 - Simon Ambrose

Series 4 - Lee McQueen

Series 5 - Yasmina Siadatan

Series 6 - Stella English

That's 3 of each so far. And 5 out of 6 runners up have been women.

Quote: Afinkawan @ July 15 2011, 10:49 AM BST

What? Series 1 - Tim Campbell Series 2 - Michelle Dewberry Series 3 - Simon Ambrose Series 4 - Lee McQueen Series 5 - Yasmina Siadatan Series 6 - Stella English

I wonder how many still work for Lordsirsugar?

Non

Wednesday's show was a f**king disgrace.

I know it's a TV programme and not a business one but how could anyone not fire Jim? The bloke defines the word 'c**t'. You can imagine him stabbing in you in the back and saying: "You don't look well, in fact you're looking rather pale - have seen a doctor? What pain? Bleeding? I think you should get professional advice about that. If it's one thing I've learned over the years is you shouldn't ignore what your body's trying to tell you etc... stab, stab"

I can only assume that they're keeping him on for a big fall next week.

That said useless shitbag contestants have done well before though. Afinkawan usefully reminded me of one - Yasmina Siatadan - a rubble-faced money-grabber who won a catering task with a huge margin by serving cheap wedges of undressed salad on french bread.

None of the remaining candidates are inspiring. Better ones have already gone. Zoe for instance.

:| Tend to agree godot, Helen boring but sells, 'organised' and writes lots of notes.

I remember Claude being a bastard.

Elevator Pitch. Christ.

Poor Tom

Anti-back pain business? Tom's out.

No income tax
No V.A.T.
Now Margaret's back
No guarantee (that Susie will win)

No more cliches Jim..."I'm exactly what it says on the tin" :D

Helen's idea is rubbish. Susan's is a bit small. Jim might win it with his e-learning pap.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 17 2011, 9:22 PM BST

No income tax No V.A.T. Now Margaret's back No guarantee (that Susie will win)

:D

Just the word e-Learning makes me want to die of boredom.

Wriggles educate now too, it's called e-bygum.

I'm here a week!

*gets coat*

Quote: zooo @ July 17 2011, 9:31 PM BST

Just the word e-Learning makes me want to die of boredom.

As does Jim.
What a bullshitter.

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