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The Apprentice - Series 7 Page 34

:) Glad I chose Helen, liked Jim but all talk, Suzy can sell jewellrythat's her business bur no idea on anything else.

Toms ideas are good, if risky, the Columbus pie made me wet my pants!

I'm surprised they didn't get more in trouble for that Columbus blunder. I'm surprised they didn't have a Churchill though.

I've gone off Tom. He's an also ran. He's easy to push around and his "creativity" seems to mainly consist of telling everybody how creative he is.

Do they not have internet phones? It would have taken 5 seconds to check where Columbus was from. To not do that before going so far as to print up signs and all sorts when they know they're going to be on televison AND a job could rest on it, is properly retarded behaviour.

I'm not sure they do have Internet access. I've seen them before going through phonebooks for numbers, whereas anybody else would just Google.

Ah.

If they're not allowed on the internet, I slightly retract.
Only slightly, mind.

Yes, they are not allowed internet.

We also said Churchill or Dickens, but the latter might sound off putting!!

I think it's slightly odd that they're not allowed internet access.

Don't know if it's Sugar making them do it as he would have done it years ago when starting out, he draws a lot on his own humble beginnings, and likes to bring them down a peg or two into the process.

Tom's done nothing - absolutely nothing - to justify a quarter mil investment. Nice guy, but lily-livered. A real life Softy Walter.

Jim points to himself - "Fight."
Jim points at Natasha - "Flight."

Rock on Jimbo... but Helen for the win.

:D If they did have internet I imagine it would have to be friggin' Amstrad, so they might aswell use phone-book.

He doesn't own Amstrad anymore.

I said Helen would win from when she did that amazing pitch - she seems a good all rounder.

We'll see though.

I reckon the candidates are irrelevant and it'll all be down to their business idea. Because if they're really crap or their business plan is toss, then Lordsiralan can prop them up with experts and contacts galore. But if the ideas a turd there's a limit to how much polishing him and his henchmen can do.

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