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The Apprentice - Series 7 Page 27

Quote: zooo @ July 6 2011, 10:40 PM BST

I suspect she went to a talk by him once. And now goes around saying he 'trained' her. Load of old balls!

One-to-one or one-on-one training? The balls quota may be required if it was the latter...

Melody is a speaker that does work for one of speaking agencies I do talks for.

I knew she'd go... such a cow.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2011, 11:36 AM BST

I knew she'd go... such a cow.*

*sexy hot cow

Quote: chipolata @ July 7 2011, 11:50 AM BST

*sexy hot cow

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I'm glad Melody's gone, her eyebrows have been driving me crazy for weeks.

I really don't know how anyone could fancy her. She's thick, vain and walks like a tranny.

She has the face of a sinful angel

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 7 2011, 3:59 PM BST

I'm glad Melody's gone, her eyebrows have been driving me crazy for weeks. I really don't know how anyone could fancy her. She's thick, vain and walks like a tranny.

This from a man who fancies pierced she-hulks with Geordie accents.

Jim's wife and sister look exactly the same. Errr

Uh oh!

Quote: chipolata @ July 7 2011, 5:11 PM BST

This from a man who fancies pierced she-hulks with Geordie accents.

What the f**k are you on about? I can't stand piercings. I've got nothing against geordie women but I don't fancy 'she-hulks', whatever they are. See my tranny comment about Melody.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 7 2011, 11:56 PM BST

What the f**k are you on about? I can't stand piercings. I've got nothing against geordie women but I don't fancy 'she-hulks', whatever they are. See my tranny comment about Melody.

You fancied Ruth Badger! Hardly an advert for slim feminine grace with her clompy walk and Arthur Mullard face!

I said I liked her, I didn't say I fancied her. You got confused because I said Northern women were much better than Southern women. Pay attention.

Quote: chipolata @ July 6 2011, 9:40 PM BST

Alan's in a mood. And Natasha's a bitch.

She doesn't seem to be much of a bitch, more of a massively unrelenting twat who makes herself sound even more like a twat by trying to talk in Dilbert-style business speak the whole time.

Mind you, I'm surprised Susie didn't give her a slap.

Natasha's a bitch to Susan.

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