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The Apprentice - Series 7 Page 22

The Irish man's coming good again after a ropey patch. I reckon he'll get to the final.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 22 2011, 10:11 PM BST

Is it also because of her ample bosom?

Man cannot live on tits alone, Putters!

We can but try.

Quote: youngian @ June 16 2011, 11:43 AM BST

Noticed Karen Brady's ironic raised eye brow at the lads-mag model shoot as if it was all too unsophisticated for her.

Isn't she a former sales manager for David Sullivan's toss mags?

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2011, 9:38 PM BST

I like the teapot light. They do rabbit and cat ones too. I want.

Er, thanks but no thanks on the flying in a tiny tin plane 'prize'.

Laughing out loud

Lord Alan's in da haouse..

Beta male Tom to go.

The team leader (Zoe) has the dullest voice I've ever heard. She just sounds disinterested in everything.

Mmm cookies.

Popsquit!

"Do you have a name for it?"

Yes, the Clegnut.

Popsquit! :O

Quote: chipolata @ June 29 2011, 9:15 PM BST

Popsquit! :O

Sounds like a follow-through.

I like a pushy woman, but Melody takes the piss.

I can't help but imagine everything Belfast bloke saying as what he'd say post coitally.

Mr Inventor has come up with a winning biscuit I reckon. Of course they missed a trick not making a whole biscuit of each them popping the holes out and having two biscuits, one the reverse of the other.

Awful roleplaying.

I'd like to show the Sainsbury's buying panel my goods.

Oh. Dear. God. The role-play pitch.

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