...or Lucia?
That is...Mapp or Lucia...?
Mapp...
OK, I'll go. Lucia!
I remember Mapp & Lucia being on when I was bunking off school pretending to be ill. I bloody hated it because of all the posh knobs going "Fwa fwa fwa", and just wanted to watch Terrahawks but Mum was having none of it.
So the answer to your question is neither.