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Gary Snigg is innocent campaign !

It's so unfair ! Gary was only doing what others of his mates do. He was led astray. Poor country boy.

Sin up now! Send an email to garysniggisinnocent@tabloidshit.co.uk

Ha.
If anyone gets sued, it's going to be you Oldrocker!

Done!

Great, someone else I haven't heard of.

A little bird could tell you Chip. It took two seconds on Twitter to get Mr Snigg cited as the man hiding behind the injunction.

Snig gets snagged by sniggering scum at the Sun. Or something.

:D

Snigg Slag Snog Snag

Laughing out loud

Yes that's better.

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2011, 9:51 PM BST

Great, someone else I haven't heard of.

Are you sure you're a bloke Chip. I've heard of more sportsmen than you have.

Although I did Google Gary Snigg, but that's because I'm rubbish at anagrams.

I did get it eventually, and am quite surprised at him, but it's the quiet one's you've got to watch out for...

He is one of three footballers I've heard of.

I'm sat thinking who the hell is this gary bloke?

Now I understand.

And yes agree quite surprised with this one. But hey who would have thought Lion Forests had it in him.

Snigg's team mate Ronney Woaye told reporter's 'It just ain't true, all them things they said about him are lies. Sniggy's a legend who should be knighted by the Queen an that. Anyway he's a boring bastard and doesn't even drink, so we all know you're talking shite, now fook off.'

BREAKING NEWS... Snigg's team-mate Nina will be releasing 99 red balloons in support of the troubled star...

...which will take place tomorrow at 3 o'clock, ticket prices vary, but are generally extortionate. Please book early.

Snigg's manager Sir Fergus Alexson came down to tell the press, in typically grumpy fashion 'I'm not talking to yous, you're all scumbags every one a ya. You're all jealous of our great success here at Munchester United, we know that. You'd like to be earning what my boys earn, wouldn't ya, well ya never will and that makes me very happy.'

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