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I would? Could I just pretend to be a woman or would I need a sex change? Sounds like a man should just need to put a dress on to enter.

Damn you and non gender specific username

Haha, both Darth Vader and Big Van Vader are male, so I thought it went without saying! Plus I did use the terms 'fellow misogynist' and 'fitties' earlier in the thread.

Would it make you feel better if I said I was a hermaphrodite?

I thought you might be a Lady Vader for a bit as well.
It must have been something you said in another thread

Quote: Vader @ April 21 2011, 8:59 PM BST

Big Van Vader

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Whooo?

Haha, I'm glad you asked...

For f**ks sake, how the hell do you post a pic on here?

I guess Big Van Vader's too awesome to appear on this website.

Change img to image

I still can't get it to work...

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Big Van Vader's thinking of me and loving me tonight

Somewhere out there Big Van Vader's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

(Bet you wish you'd never raised the issue of Vader's name now, eh Wicks?)

It was worth it for the American Tale reference. Good work!

Quote: Vader @ April 21 2011, 10:36 PM BST

I still can't get it to work...

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Big Van Vader's thinking of me and loving me tonight

Somewhere out there Big Van Vader's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

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*Wishes I had my own Poem.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a315814/funny-women-alternative-set-up-after-pay-row.html

Cluck cluck cluck...

*struts around the farmyard like a cock*

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 21 2011, 11:14 PM BST

*Wishes I had my own Poem.

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Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Steve Sunshine's thinking of me and loving me tonight

Somewhere out there Steve Sunshine's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

Was that too lazy?

My son charged me £15 to post an avatar, going rate apparentely in male 'help' circles!

There is help, but tough to find or 'do', I struggled!

Another chum helped!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ April 21 2011, 11:14 PM BST

*Wishes I had my own Poem.

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We're all going on a summer holiday.
Loads more wanking for a week or two.
Sooty and Sunshine on a summer holiday.
No more girlies for me and you.
For a week or two.
We'll be getting in fights nightly.
With Godot doing the driving too.
He's Cleveland steaming in the movies
.Now let's see if it's true.
Everybody has a summer holiday
Doing people they always wanted to.
So we're going on a summer holiday
But Will Cam can't come too
I suspect he's a Jew

you had a whole song you ingrate