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How would you describe your style? Page 3

Ellie - when I was younger I used to hate Bubbly girlies - but now I'm a dirty old perv my opinions have changed.

And Jude - I used to be a football ref and did a couple of "Ladies" matches.

Dirty or what? (Sorry Lee - not in a way you'd appreciate). "Oi ref - she grabbed my knickers!"

Quote: Aaron @ June 13, 2007, 12:24 AM

lol

I just never did it. Managed to get a doctor's note and everything! \o/

Lol. I never did it until the last year of school, 'cos I always though the last year was a bit more relaxed and chilled out. So I wasn't forced to play football anymore. But before that, I just straight refused to do it, what could they do?

I got off with the Captain of the school netball teams boyfriend at a school disco. Horrid kisser. Dribbled all over me. Anyhoo This girl was 12ft tall. She came at me once during a game of hockey. I had no choice but to thrash her one first. I jumped higher than I ever have in my life. I caught her face and pummeled her nose in. My PE teacher hissed at me "See I knew you could do the high jump".I refused see on account of the girl in front breaking her leg.
Anyway I am going off track. (get it)
I ended up suspended & grounded for a nasty snog with a guy who later grew up and murdered someone.(That is very true)

Quote: charley rance @ June 13, 2007, 2:34 AM

I got off with the Captain of the school netball teams boyfriend at a school disco. Horrid kisser. Dribbled all over me.

Shame he wasn't a basketball player with all that dribbling.

Ba da boom....

I just went and had the chop. I have zero hair now. I previously had what has been known as the POB. Done 1 week before V.Beckham if you dont mind & in a different way.
As it was so long at the front & short at the back, to change my style I had to go short.
I was sick of 10 women all having the same hair as me in every pub. anyhoo.
I now look like golam. A funky one though if you please.

Quote: Aaron @ June 13, 2007, 12:24 AM

lol

I just never did it. Managed to get a doctor's note and everything! \o/

I hate you.

My style is cheap. A certain person splashes his cash on comedy DVDs rather than buying me "bling n' tings". Whistling nnocently

Only kidding.

Im indie through and through...but only so that I can scream at indie band members and feel like I've justified it :D

Has anyone said the great Bruce Lee line?

Baddie: What's your style?

BL: No shtyle.

Quote: charley rance @ June 21, 2007, 3:51 PM

I just went and had the chop. I have zero hair now. I previously had what has been known as the POB. Done 1 week before V.Beckham if you dont mind & in a different way.
As it was so long at the front & short at the back, to change my style I had to go short.
I was sick of 10 women all having the same hair as me in every pub. anyhoo.
I now look like golam. A funky one though if you please.

Not shaved it all off yet then? I reckon it would suit you.

Quote: Jessie @ June 21, 2007, 7:37 PM

My style is cheap. A certain person splashes his cash on comedy DVDs rather than buying me "bling n' tings". Whistling nnocently

Only kidding.

Word.

Buy me things, bitch!

Like... Pizza?

No. You'd eat it all.

My style? Time-travelling spaceman. Oh yes.

EDIT - Woohoooo...

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