Forum: Who are you?
Me: I'm Bury Bob
Forum: Oh.
Me: Well, I must say, I thought you'd be friendlier than this. 
Forum: WE ARE! Sorry, Dave brought some chocolate in, its his birthday, we all had our mouths full.
Me: You are forgiven.
Forum: Dont push it newbie.
Me: 
Hi
Welcome Bury Bob, had a quick look quite entertaing, however some of our southern chums might not understand 'Buryness' ok -dokey!
Cheers Dellas. What if I used a cockney accent?
Hello!
Hi folks & folkesses!
As you may or may not be able to tell from my site, I'm at present avoiding any attempt at live stand up like the plague, wondered whst peoples opinions are on internet comedians as a growing phenomenon for the future?
Hello there.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.