...can you add to the list?
Cock eyed
Eye teeth
Bottom lip
Dick head
Bum cheek
Eyeball
Football
Nose hair
Hand ball
Clever dick
Back hand
Dick head
Calves liver
Ballcock
Back seat
Body Themed Oxymorons...
Dawn French
Jesus swept
Sleepwanking
Cold sweat
Half farted (sounds like)
Deaf ears (ears can't be deaf)
Cock robbin (is illegal)
and so is Muffin the Mule
Brain drain
Plastic surgery
Waiting room (never enough space, is there?)
Wild turky (never heard of anyone being attacked by one!)
Toilet paper
Dead bolt
Zebra crossing
Wholemeal bread (no starters, nor afters - NOT a whole meal)
Time flies (impossible - they move too quick!)
Oxhey Moron - that's me.
I love your list Stephen...are you wearing a head set? Were you photographed at work? Are you the person I would get through to if I dialled 999 for an amblulance?
Probably to all of the above. But you'd have to be phoning from somewhere
near Watford, Herts. Otherwise your smeg clogged kilt would smother your
ambitions.