British Comedy Guide

Children's TV rant

Why is it that Postman Pat, who spends half his time tottling about doing nothing with his frigging cat, now gets to fly a helicopter to 'make his job easier.' Easier?! How much bloody easier does it need to be? And he messes up nearly every delivery. On the one this morning the kids were sat around at the school disco waiting over an hour for the decks to turn up. Why? Because the 'Special Delivery Service' thought they'd fanny about with them for a bit before actually delivering them.
There should be less money for Postman Pat and his poxy 'SDS' and more money for schools and nurses.

You tell him!

Take that, antiquated children's cartoon character!

And such language he uses too. Well he does on the video I have on my phone.

Never mind Postman Pat, that Norman Price should be banged up. He must have cost the tax payer a fortune with his daily Fireman Sam call outs.

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