Congratulations on your purchase of the Jurgen Q. Mudveins 2011 model forumite. The 2010 model was known for lurking and generally sitting in the corner quietly watching what goes on but with a firmware upgrade the new model has gained the capacity to post, however due to a bug he only seems to be able to do so in third person, we'll patch this within the hour with any luck.
Now I'm sure you'd all like to know exactly what a Jurg is and does. That was unkind, I'm going to tell you anyway. I'm a bartender primarily, have worked up and down the country and in doing so I've sampled some very unusual comedy from some very odd places. Honestly one day I said "I can do better than that" during an open mic night.
Naturally I bombed, but I figured out my mistakes and now I'm ready to take on the world again. I've got this. Probably.
So yeah I'm a Blackpool based comedian wannabe who is getting back up on stage in the very near future. Here's hoping I survive this time eh?
