Welcome to the tour of zonked zoo animals on drugs, it's a fresh joint venture... we got toking toucans, polly doing dolly and a moose on juice...... So, lets do a line and shuffle this way for the first exhibit...
It's feedin' time and I got a monkey on my back that won't take no for an answer.
First exhibit is in the lake, the Hypo-potumusses or Ro-Hippo-nols...sure, you can feed the animal just don't accept any drink offers back...know what I'm sayin? In this zoo it's not just the Porcupines are spiked.Unless maybe you want to resurface tomorrow with one of them big ladies in your bed? Once you had fat theres no coming back.
Hey notice them critters lakeside there on the GRASS?...thems mar-iguanas.
lets keep movin' you hear something snortin'? Thats the drug mules.
See that gorilla on the hash pipe there? He never shares...We call him King Bong.
other exhibits.....
Over here is the Snow leopard, he's just some cat o' mine.
geeked geckos??
Peregrine with a perma grin
etc etc you get the idea hope you enjoyed your trip
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