Capello's English 1
Fabio Capello has claimed that he only needs 100 words to be able to communicate with the England players.
Washo the chimp who communicated through sign language had a vocabulary estimated to be about 350 words.
Does this mean that England could be managed by a monkey or that footballers are not the most intelligent of primates?
Capello's English 2
GRAMS GODFATHER THEME UNDER
FABIOBuon giorno. Today we're gonna learn all there is to know about learning English. I am paid £6.5 million pounds a year to manage the England football team and all I need is 100 words. I tell you some of them now. So, we start with 'money'. Very important that one. Then we have 'nice', 'big', 'tall' - that's special for Peter. 'Captain', 'armband' and that's followed by Terry. Or Lampard. Or Barry. Or Gerard. No, scusi, Gerard is followed by 'who'? 'WAG', 'mobile phone', 'work experience', 'air rifle', 'Rio', 'idiot'. 'Rooney', 'potato'. 'Ferguson'. 'Scary'. 'Germany'. 'Four'. 'England'. 'One.' 'Germany'. 'Penalties'. 'Nightmare'. And finally 'CapelloIndex'.com which brings us back to 'money'. Ciao.
