Open in at a hotel. A 19 year old boy is standing at the front desk.
Reseptionist: Right then, you're staying in the deluxe suite for a week, with a full english breakfast in the mornings, and a losbster dinner in the evenings, will that be all?
Boy: For now, yes. That will be all.
Receptionist: OK, that will be a total of £5000.
Boy: (gets out his card) Student Uninon.
Receptionist: (smiling) That'll do nicely sir, enjoy your stay.
Fades to the boy in a restraunt smoking a cigarete. He is aproched by the manager.
Manager: Excuse me, but I'm the manager of this establishment, and have received complaints from the other customers concerning the smoking. It is disrupting their meals, and one woman has breathing problems, so if you could be so kind as to put out your cigarete.
Boy: (gets out his card) Student Uninon.
Manager: (smiling) That's different sir, sorry to disturb you. (walks off)
Fades to the boy being pulled over by the police.
Policeman: Allright sunshine, I have reason to believe that you where driving under the influence, during which you have ran over 15 pedestrians, 8 of whom were pentioners. And to top it off, you've been found in possession of herion. What have you got to say for yourself?
Boy: (drunkenly gets out his card) Student Uninon.
Policeman: (smiling) Very good sir, carry on, drive safly now.
Announcer: Eton college, says more about your family than being honest ever can.
Copyright Jake McNulty, March 26 2011.
