And it's life and Life only.
I thought this worked really well. Could defo see it performed on the night. Some very funny and LOL moments. Well written. Very good.
NOAH
'Well I won't go into detail but imagine you were at your
abattoir and owned a cow and that cow made a promise to
you that only you would be allowed to kill that cow.
Now imagine an entire football team had sex with that
cow.' Brilliant.
Vote= Yes
Quote: Mooky @ June 20 2011, 7:58 PM BSTAnd it's life and Life only.
I thought this worked really well. Could defo see it performed on the night. Some very funny and LOL moments. Well written. Very good.
NOAH
'Well I won't go into detail but imagine you were at your
abattoir and owned a cow and that cow made a promise to
you that only you would be allowed to kill that cow.
Now imagine an entire football team had sex with that
cow.' Brilliant.Vote= Yes
You've made a dying man very happy.
Quote: Samuel Lees @ June 20 2011, 8:00 PM BSTYou've made a dying man very happy.
It's good mate. Alot better then most of the entries. Made me laugh alot.
I don't think people on here would like me being too overly positive about a script so between me and you it was brill, but to everyone else it was shit. 
Good work.
Quote: Mooky @ June 20 2011, 7:58 PM BSTNOAH
'Well I won't go into detail but imagine you were at your
abattoir and owned a cow and that cow made a promise to
you that only you would be allowed to kill that cow.
Now imagine an entire football team had sex with that
cow.'
I... I don't get it. The football team want to kill the cow? Once again I curse my puny brain!
Best read a few entries and get my votes in I suppose.
Okay, these are the scripts in contention for The Manchester Sitcom Trials, in the files at http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/SitsVac/files/
I count 43 in total. Wish me luck, I'm going in...
3 Bitches by Mikey Jackson.pdf
Agent of Chaos.doc
Amateurs script.pdf
An Ex Rated Date.pdf
Analysts (by Martyn Deakin).pdf
And It's Life And Life Only.pdf
Apocalypse, John - Hunter.pdf
As Sick As A Parrot - Jim Coulson.doc
BI-POLAR Jim Speirs.pdf
BROKEN RECORDS.doc
Caroline R.I.pdf
Checkpoint Dave - Sitcom Trials.pdf
Cometh the Padre.pdf
dead healthy.pdf
ENVIROMENTLY FRIENDLY 2011.pdf
FOUR IN A GYM.pdf
God Complex - Joe Deacon and Tom Guy.pdf
hardcow.pdf
Highway to Hell sitcom trial Beadles Baby Hand 3rd draft.doc
Keith Lymingstone-Brown.pdf
Lightning by John Gradwell.pdf
Living With Danger.pdf
lo-fi (3 scenes).pdf
MATES RATES
NO PROSPECT.doc
NOT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT
Old Man (SitcomTrials).pdf
Outgoings--No1ChristmasHit.pdf
Privilege - Luke Cedar.pdf
ReasonstoBeCheerful.pdf
ROCK.doc
Shit Happens.pdf
Shock Treatment.pdf
Singing the Blues - It's a Blunderful Life.pdf
SuperFood.doc
THE OAP BUS.doc
The Oldham Chronicles.pdf
The Pinkie Device.pdf
THEATRE OF DREAMS.doc
There must be someone else.pdf
Treading water - sitcom trials.doc
University of Life - George Barnes.pdf
URBAN GUERILLAS, sitcom trials.doc
Kev F
Not On A School Night ... Not for this competition. LOTS of scenes, too many characters, far too long and no flipping cliffhanger!
It's a no.
Quote: Penge @ June 20 2011, 8:33 PM BSTI... I don't get it. The football team want to kill the cow? Once again I curse my puny brain!
Best read a few entries and get my votes in I suppose.
Context darling, context.
haha
Quote: Samuel Lees @ June 20 2011, 9:25 PM BSTContext darling, context.
I thought I told you to not call me Darling in public.
Stud or Mantastic are acceptable names though.
What about babes? Sausage cheeks?
Don't cause a scene darling, we will talk about this when we get home.
Enviromently Friendly: Sorry, two men spending 15 minutes talking rubbish just didn't do it for me, definitely one for the bin. Minus one for the spelling mistake...
No
Quote: RedZed333 @ June 20 2011, 9:57 PM BSTEnviromently Friendly: Sorry, two men spending 15 minutes talking rubbish just didn't do it for me, definitely one for the bin. Minus one for the spelling mistake...
No
You've spelt it wrong yourself there RedZ. -1 
Caroline R.I.P. Much too long, the second act must be eight pages long!
Vote = no
Quote: Mooky @ June 20 2011, 10:15 PM BSTYou've spelt it wrong yourself there RedZ. -1
WHOOOSHHHH....!!!!!