Scene from my sitcom - (Contains adult themes.)

The charcters work for a high profile arts media company and are working in a regional town. They have been invited to the local arts awards.

Xander, the Artistic Director and Jac, head of design, are convincing Lily and Melanie to go.

Melanie: What is it?

Xander: It's the North Queensland Arts and Culture Awards Dinner.

Lily: So?

Melanie: Will there be press?

Lily: Only the local rags.

Xander: All of the local rags, Lily.

Jac: The good ones. The ones you find in galleries.

Xander: The ones that only go to good suburbs.

Jac: And national ones...

Xander: Because of the celebrity guests.

Melanie: Celebrity guests?

Xander: Other than us.

Melanie: the plebs here don't know who we are, Xander.

Melanie: Big celebrity guests?

Jac: Flying in.

Melanie: I've got to choose a dress.

Xander: Hollywood theme...

Lily: Tacky.

Xander: We'll be arriving in a limo, photogs waiting to snap.

Melanie: I am so not wearing underwear to this! (Exitis)

Jac: It'll be the AFI (Or BAFTA) awards all over again.

Lily: Upstaged by her crotch.

Jac: It should have an agent.

Xander: We'll, she's not as dumb as she looks.

Lily: She showed her cunning that night.

What do we think?

Anyone?

Sorry ToddB, didn't find it funny. You can shoot my version
down, if it makes you feel better...

She said that Cunnilingus was shown that night.

Yeah, but she got it back to front.

Whatcha mean?

She said it tongue-in-cheek

The "upstaged by her crotch" at the end was good. I think the dialogue leading up to it would rely on delivery and intonation, such as the local rags bit (emphasis on ALL the local rags).

Where would it be set?

Quote: Mr Krinkle @ March 23 2011, 12:34 PM GMT

The "upstaged by her crotch" at the end was good. I think the dialogue leading up to it would rely on delivery and intonation, such as the local rags bit (emphasis on ALL the local rags).

Where would it be set?

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It is set in the drawing room of a suburban home that the characters share while working in the regions. Lily and Melanie are longing on sofas and Xander and Jac are standing behind a bar. Jac makes drinks while Xander looks over an invitation.