Alright - so I have just had a few bursts of inspiration for my sitcom "Suburban Bohemia" - about contemporary performance/arts company doing a prject in a regional city.
I have numbered each bit.
#1
Lily: That's an ace look on your Facebook.
Xander: Thanks, I got you email on the gmail!
#2
(At the counter of a liquor store)
Lily: I'm lookinf for a man- he came in - he's pale - he's fat...
Xander: Lily, I'm here.
Lily: We need Gin, have you got Gin.
Xander: It's a board meeting, not a piss-up.
Lily: Keep it social, Xander...
Xander: That's why I've got the wine.
Lily: Get some Gin!
Xander: We're over budget.
Lily: Put some wine back
Xander: We've spent all the food money.
Lily: Just shut up and buy it.
Xander: You're an alcoholic, Lily.
Lily: (seeing people staring) Well, why are you here?
#3
Melanie: What is it?
Xander: It's the North Queensland Arts and Culture Awards Dinner.
Lily: So?
Melanie: Will there be press?
Lily: Only the local rags.
Xander: All of the local rags, Lily.
Jac: The good ones. The ones you find in galleries.
Xander: The ones that only go to good suburbs.
Jac: And national ones...
Xander: Because of the celebrity guests.
Melanie: Celebrity guests?
Xander: Other than us.
Melanie: the plebs here don't know who we are, Xander.
Melanie: Big celebrity guests?
Jac: Flying in.
Melanie: I've got to choose a dress.
Xander: Hollywood theme...
Lily: Tacky.
Xander: We'll be arriving in a limo, photogs waiting to snap.
Melanie: I am so not wearing underwear to this! (Exitis)
Jac: It'll be the AFI (Or BAFTA) awards all over again.
Lily: Upstaged by her crotch.
Jac: It should have an agent.
Xander: We'll, she's not as dumb as she looks.
Lily: She showed her cunning that night.
#4
(Xander and Lily are arguing at a function that they have organised.)
Lily: How much are you charging for this.
Xander Eighty dollars.
Lily: Not enough.
Xander: We want it to be accessible.
Lily: No one's going to think you're serious for under a hundred!
Xander: You think?
Lily: Xander, this is the frigging rich end of town that we're hitting.
Xander: Yeah...
Lily: Doctors, Lawyers, their wives! Business!
Xander: Should've charged moe...
lily: Look at those rich bitches...
Xander: Fat cat husbands...
Lily: Charge the bastards, Xander...
Xander: Yeah, you lot could've offered more, you know!
Both: Capitalist Bastards!
Xander: No, we're kidding, we're just the entertainment, but I want you to know that you've got a good deal here!
Anyone?
