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You've got a time machine and some johnnies... Page 2

Transdimensional so you could meet all the other alternate Steve Sunshines?

Sunshine go f**k yourself.

Quote: Batleywriter @ March 20 2011, 9:35 PM GMT

Quote: Why shoot Hitler when you can bum him instead after a night out where you promised him that your feelings for him were for real?

Soot, Is this the actual cause of WW2? and what you been doing with Gadaffi?

Yes

I have standards

Quote: sootyj @ March 20 2011, 9:49 PM GMT

Transdimensional so you could meet all the other alternate Steve Sunshines?

Sunshine go f**k yourself.

It'll never get commissioned will it?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 20 2011, 9:50 PM GMT

It'll never get commissioned will it?

Is that the new open talent contest everyone in BCG will be entering?

Since notions of beauty change there's a good chance that many historical hotties would be considered heffers now. Although I'd like to try an Egyptian queen since I'm partial to a bit of brown-eyed black-haired olive-skinned lady.

Back then there was less fakery, I'd be interested to send the time machine forward & see the future evolution of fake boobs, how unrealistic might they become?

Quote: Griff @ March 20 2011, 10:24 PM GMT

Cleopatra was well minging.

Have you got a coin based porn collection Griff?

Quote: sootyj @ March 20 2011, 10:29 PM GMT

Have you got a coin based porn collection Griff?

You should see his thrupenny bits.

Quote: Griff @ March 20 2011, 10:24 PM GMT

Cleopatra was well minging.

She can be yours, Griff. I'll have Nefertiti.

Quote: Badge @ March 20 2011, 10:30 PM GMT

You should see his thrupenny bits.

I thangu!

What are the implications for not taking "johnnies" with you? Could you possibly become your own Granddad? Although I'm not implying anyone would go back and rape their own Grandma.

Quote: Badge @ March 20 2011, 8:47 PM GMT

I think a "who would you most like to rape" thread is perhaps a new low for the BCG.

Huh? Iagree, can't really summon a laugh, not able to justify intent??

;) Isuppose being Jewish you will screw yourself up, so no need for other devises?

sexism vs antisemitism

well I like both, theres only onee way to decide

fight!

Quote: Badge @ March 20 2011, 8:47 PM GMT

I think a "who would you most like to rape" thread is perhaps a new low for the BCG.

This. Genuinely not okay, Sooty.

Jeez that wasn't what the thread was about.

Gah I'm more misunderstood than Dr David Banner in purple pants,

If you'd just not mentioned rohypnol, it would have been fine!

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